The Existential Crunch of the Potato: A Root Vegetable’s Soft Rebellion
In the realm of culinary hallucinations and earthbound starchy dreams, the potato reigns with quiet authority, wearing a robe of dirt and ambition. A globular titan of comfort food metaphysics, it rests under the skin of civilisation, humming in carbohydrate codes no nutritionist dares translate. Boiled, mashed, fried, or philosophically roasted, i